Saturday, November 26, 2011

GBE2WEEK #27 (11-20-11 to 11-26-11) : Laughter

You can't listen to this song and not laugh:

I'd link it back but it links back to a porno site. Instead, I'll just write the lyrics:

(To the tune of "Hey there Delilah)

Hey there vagina you're a fragrant little kitty With your landing strip and camel toe To me you look so pretty yes you do You know what I just wanna do It's punish you

Hey there vagina you're a fancy little beaver Let my penis play the quarterback And you can be receiver yes it's true I'll throw a touchdown inside you Yes it's true

Oh, it's what you do to me Oh, it's what you do to me Oh, it's what you do to me Oh, you little penis sleeve

I love your little heart-shaped box A pair of lips that never talk It's everything that a man could ever want The only problem in the world Is you're connected to a girl And that makes you annoying in the end In the end

Hey there vagina, you're a man's reason for living You can the most frugal gentlemen Become quite giving Yes it's true You sausage wallet, I love you


  1. Oh snicker, his mother must be so proud.
    Remember the Puppetry of the Penis play?

  2. yeah i remember: never saw it though lol

  3.'s amazing. And yes, I did LOL at that stupid song. Too bad, "it's connected to a girl"
    because I am quite sure men would love to find one that isn't!

  4. their is one, it's called a "flesh light"