You can't listen to this song and not laugh:
I'd link it back but it links back to a porno site. Instead, I'll just write the lyrics:
(To the tune of "Hey there Delilah)
Hey there vagina you're a fragrant little kitty
With your landing strip and camel toe
To me you look so pretty yes you do
You know what I just wanna do
It's punish you
Hey there vagina you're a fancy little beaver
Let my penis play the quarterback
And you can be receiver yes it's true
I'll throw a touchdown inside you
Yes it's true
Oh, it's what you do to me
Oh, it's what you do to me
Oh, it's what you do to me
Oh, you little penis sleeve
I love your little heart-shaped box
A pair of lips that never talk
It's everything that a man could ever want
The only problem in the world
Is you're connected to a girl
And that makes you annoying in the end
In the end
Hey there vagina, you're a man's reason for living
You can the most frugal gentlemen
Become quite giving
Yes it's true
You sausage wallet, I love you
Oh snicker, his mother must be so proud.
ReplyDeleteRemember the Puppetry of the Penis play?
yeah i remember: never saw it though lol
ReplyDeleteMen...it's amazing. And yes, I did LOL at that stupid song. Too bad, "it's connected to a girl"
ReplyDeletebecause I am quite sure men would love to find one that isn't!
their is one, it's called a "flesh light"
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