Looks like Rey Mysterio's brother fell off the wagon a bit and could use some A.A.
Hey Mr. Matt Classic: don't wind up being a drunkard. It isn't pretty to be forced to watch a slobbering drunk fall asleep in the middle of a match after he just got done screaming incoherent obscenities at the top of his lungs.
Just ask Sandman.
Uh, yeah, dude. Not attractive. :p