Matt Classic (Apr 23, 2010)

January 12 2012: This is a post from slyparadox.org that everybody there seems to like, and I just wanted to post it here because it's gloomy outside in my part of NJ and I need a giggle.-Katie



Looks like Rey Mysterio's brother fell off the wagon a bit and could use some A.A.

Hey Mr. Matt Classic: don't wind up being a drunkard. It isn't pretty to be forced to watch a slobbering drunk fall asleep in the middle of a match after he just got done screaming incoherent obscenities at the top of his lungs.

 Just ask Sandman.


 



Uh, yeah, dude. Not attractive. :p