If I were a super hero, my name would be "The Procrastinator". I'm a lot like "The Terminator" except I'm not made of liquid metal, I'm not indestructible and I don't have a garbled accent that butchers what little English I had learned before deciding to put down the barbells and start acting, who whines about how my paper is due/laundry needs to be done/don't wanna vacuum/f*** doing the dishes/do I hafta take out the recycling???
You get the picture.
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