Wednesday, June 18, 2014

The Reason I am DONE with Urinal Cake. pt 2

You see, the thing is with Urinal Cake, is that whenever she fucks up or is busted for lying/plaguarizing/making wild accusations with no solid facts to back them up, etc., her pattern is to whine "Omg that is in the past, why do you have to keep bringing it up??!!"

Of course we all have done things that we are not proud of.  But when you screw somebody over and then declare "OMG stop bringing up my past! Are you ever going to let me live that down??!!  I mean, it happened FIVE SECONDS AGO, get over it!!" and expect people with legit common sense not to take issue or better yet, cut you out of their lives, then you're a self-centered asshole who doesn't deserve to be redeemed.  What you DO have to do is swallow your pride and make amends.  If they forgive you or not, allow you to continue to be in their life or not, is entirely up to them.  It's perfectly normal if they decide they never want to see you again, but you do NOT throw a tizzy over it.  Making amends is the most honest way to salvage the other person's respect, even if they don't want you in their life anymore.  

You also fight everyday to NOT do the thing that cost you people or things you care about.  It's not what you say, it's what you do.  You keep doing what is costing you, you eventually wind up with nothing.  Just you and whatever was so important that it was worth it to completely ruin your life over it.

If I have to be Urinal Cake's karma, so be it.  I have 1,000x more people on my side than Urinal Cake ever will.  Deleting comments and other evidence that people are on to her just makes that many more people want to join my side after they "wake up" to Lil' Miss Illuminutty and see how unbelievably reckless she can be.  They'll realize she's batshit crazy for attention and anyone who nurtures her narcissism at every turn and gets even batshit crazy-er if anyone gives her even a hint of critique or corrects her, and it's all just a few clicks away for everyone to see.  Her best move as a new mom would be just to pack up and become the first Asian Amish single mother, at this point.

Moving on.

Email received in 2010 from a "staff member" of Urinal Cake's now debunked celebrity gossip site after they tried to request an interview:

Whoooah, let's back that Soul Train up. 

"tweets and copying and pasting are not valid.  If you bring those materials in the court of law, it would be laughable"

And yet, four years later.....

Not to mention.....

Never underestimate the power of "doing your homework".  No matter how boring your homework is, just remind yourself that knowledge is power.

“There is a cult of ignorance in the United States, and there has always been. The strain of anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that 'my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.” ― Isaac Asimov