Let's see....my kid wants a lifetime supply of Swedish Fish, a box of Welch's fruit snacks (in bulk), and an indoor swimming pool. It's like Lisa on the first episode of the Simpson's: this is what Lexi wants every year and she tries her damndest to be good for Santa. She doesn't know that I wouldn't let her have that much sugar because I'd rather not have to deal with paying for her type 2 diabetes medicine as the Christmas gift from me she'll get every year.
I DID get her one of these (she's Autistic and can't read yet so this isn't a spoiler alert):
|Uncle Milton's star planetarium|